Top 10 Ways to Survive the Hood... Given Graciously to you by a Senior in high school living in Utah.....

10. Always Carry your piece on you: You never know when you're gonna get into the most epic shootout of your life!!
9. If you don't have a Gun... use a sharp metal object: at least you have something!
8. If you don't have a sharp metal object.... Use a Rock: we're kinda just improvising at this point
7. Never Say Never: I mean the song, if you play that.... you'll probably get shot. Let's be honest if you played that in the Hampton's your life would probably be in danger....
6. Watch How to be a gangsta: Most beneficial video you could probably have to watch.....
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5. Never drive a nice car: That reason is pretty much self explanatory.
4. Never drive a crappy car: That reason doesn't make that much sense, but i'd just roll with it.
3. If caught up in a sticky situation..... Say you watch the movie Friday!
2. Don't Read This Blog: Yeah half of this crap, I just made up.... I know, how professional this may seem, it's all bull crap. (I don't want a law suit)
1. Just go with Snoop Dogg wherever you go and you should be okay... (I'd actually listen to this one because I mean it's not an actual guarantee.... Buuuuut it would't hurt!!!)

Top ten reasons to read this blog

10. This blog will change your life: well first off reading this blog will give you the necessities you'll need to l live life to the fullest
9. It's funny: its funny what else do you need to explain it idiot
8. It looks good on a resume: bam need help getting a job... I'm your guy! ;)
7. You're an idiot and you need help to survive in this world.... NUFF SAID!
6. You'll help me become famous and who knows, I might mention you if I do.... Just. saying
5. Caleb reads its, why can't you!?
4. If you use this blog, you'll never go hungry ever again!!!! Nah just kidding, but hey who knows, am I right?
3. If you don't read my blog you're a straight up 100 percent all the way a jerk.
2. If you're reading this second reason you're already committed enough to where I don't need a number 2 reason....
1. I'm awesome, you're awesome!!! Just read it, and honestly if you don't.... Meh! You win some you lose some....

Top Ten superheros

10. Spider-man: When we think of superheros we all think of Spider-man.... But, he's kind of wimpy soooooooo #10

9. Robin: Again, awesome "Bad A" superhero, but he says "Gee Willakers" and "Holy Smokes Batman" so he's also kind of wimpy, I mean c'mon he wears yellow tights.

8. The Hulk: Well the hulk is pretty awesome, and his super power is pretty legit! But let's be honest you can't go for a jog, stub your toe, or have a taco bell B.M. without turning into a green rage monster!

7. Hawkeye: O.k. lets be honest, Hawkeye may not have many cool actual superpowers, but he kicks hardcore butt.

6. Captain MERICA: Well he's the leader of the Avengers, he may be a boy scout as well, but friggin strong.

5.Charles Xavier: Well for starters, he's the leader and creater of the X-men, and he is one of the most powerful mutants, and superheros in the Marvel Universe. He can easily control someones mind, and can do a lot more than just that.

4. IronMan: If you ask anyone, they would all admit they'd love to be Iron man, or Tony Stark for that matter, I mean he says it the best, without the suit you'd still be a "billionaire, playboy, philantropist"

3. Wolverine: He can't die, and has metal claws that come out of his hands..... NUFF SAID!!!

1 & 2: Ok, the next two spots are obvious, but no one can chose who's number one. Batman and Superman, Everyone wants to fly and be gods of this world. that be said, who doesn't want to be batman??? He's got the gadgets, he has millions of dollars worth a stuff, and just the idea behind batman, that anyone can be a symbol for good is just incredible. YOU DECIDE WHO'S NUMBER 1!

Top Ten Necessities for College

Top Ten Items Seniors will Need for college

10. A Roomba: Okay let's be honest people, you're never gonna be able to have time to vacuum your dorm, and if you're gonna have as much raves as you think you are. You might wanna have something to clean up the puke from all those parties.

 9. A Lock: LOCK EVERYTHING! Come on, you know as well as I do that your first roommate is going to be a fat thief that steals and eats all your lively-hood.

8. A Mini-fridge: Well one they're freaking awesome; two, who doesn't want a mini fridge to store your weeks supply of Mountain Dew?

7. Cup-of-Noodles: You know as well as I do that you're a crappy cook, and that college when it comes to food is one step away from being the African Savannah. And if you do not have cup-of-noodles for days, your lifespan will probably be about one week.

6. A Portable Ping Pong Table: You never know when you're gonna be challenged to an intense game of beer pong, So just like before lost something you didn't really care about and carried around all those Pokemon Cards, you better be ready to whip that thing and WIN!

 5. The Bro-Code: If you're a girl, CONGRATULATIONS! This one doesn't apply to you. Dudes, if you carry this and the playbook around. College will be a real breeze!

 

4. Been Bag Chair: Nuff said.

3. A laptop or Ipad: So you can access this list at anytime.... That's ALLLLL you need it for.

2. Your Lucky Ping Pong Ball: You've carried this around all you're high school life, he's never lead you astray, and never will. Do not loose, and you better name it so you stay attached to it. Cause bro, he's gonna take you to the championships!!!

1. Netflix: Homie please, screw those "High School" friends of yours, you'll never see them again. but do you know who will be with you through thick and thin for the low cost of 8 dollars a month?... This guy.... Unless you mooch off of someone like the rest of America, then he's FREE!!!