Top 10 Ways to Survive the Hood... Given Graciously to you by a Senior in high school living in Utah.....

10. Always Carry your piece on you: You never know when you're gonna get into the most epic shootout of your life!!
9. If you don't have a Gun... use a sharp metal object: at least you have something!
8. If you don't have a sharp metal object.... Use a Rock: we're kinda just improvising at this point
7. Never Say Never: I mean the song, if you play that.... you'll probably get shot. Let's be honest if you played that in the Hampton's your life would probably be in danger....
6. Watch How to be a gangsta: Most beneficial video you could probably have to watch.....
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5. Never drive a nice car: That reason is pretty much self explanatory.
4. Never drive a crappy car: That reason doesn't make that much sense, but i'd just roll with it.
3. If caught up in a sticky situation..... Say you watch the movie Friday!
2. Don't Read This Blog: Yeah half of this crap, I just made up.... I know, how professional this may seem, it's all bull crap. (I don't want a law suit)
1. Just go with Snoop Dogg wherever you go and you should be okay... (I'd actually listen to this one because I mean it's not an actual guarantee.... Buuuuut it would't hurt!!!)