Top Ten Necessities for College

Top Ten Items Seniors will Need for college

10. A Roomba: Okay let's be honest people, you're never gonna be able to have time to vacuum your dorm, and if you're gonna have as much raves as you think you are. You might wanna have something to clean up the puke from all those parties.

 9. A Lock: LOCK EVERYTHING! Come on, you know as well as I do that your first roommate is going to be a fat thief that steals and eats all your lively-hood.

8. A Mini-fridge: Well one they're freaking awesome; two, who doesn't want a mini fridge to store your weeks supply of Mountain Dew?

7. Cup-of-Noodles: You know as well as I do that you're a crappy cook, and that college when it comes to food is one step away from being the African Savannah. And if you do not have cup-of-noodles for days, your lifespan will probably be about one week.

6. A Portable Ping Pong Table: You never know when you're gonna be challenged to an intense game of beer pong, So just like before lost something you didn't really care about and carried around all those Pokemon Cards, you better be ready to whip that thing and WIN!

 5. The Bro-Code: If you're a girl, CONGRATULATIONS! This one doesn't apply to you. Dudes, if you carry this and the playbook around. College will be a real breeze!

 

4. Been Bag Chair: Nuff said.

3. A laptop or Ipad: So you can access this list at anytime.... That's ALLLLL you need it for.

2. Your Lucky Ping Pong Ball: You've carried this around all you're high school life, he's never lead you astray, and never will. Do not loose, and you better name it so you stay attached to it. Cause bro, he's gonna take you to the championships!!!

1. Netflix: Homie please, screw those "High School" friends of yours, you'll never see them again. but do you know who will be with you through thick and thin for the low cost of 8 dollars a month?... This guy.... Unless you mooch off of someone like the rest of America, then he's FREE!!!